Annie Proulx's serpent tongueI'm still working on the "yet-to-be-titled" articles about the death of cinema, but in the meantime I thought some of you might find Annie Proulx's vitriolic description of the Oscar ceremonies an interesting read. For those of you who don't know, Annie Proulx is the author responsible for the SUPER short story that BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN was adapted from. She also wrote THE SHIPPING NEWS, of which I read 78 pages and promptly fell asleep. I just can't get into fiction.
And speaking of serpent tongues, check out this story about a young German girl who has the world's largest tongue (Freakishly Safe For Work). I can't believe some of the quotes they used!
PS - I still need help titling my articles. Surely someone has a good tip... and no, I won't stop calling you Shirley.