The 4 word game
Ok, here's the deal. I have to focus all of my attention on the business plan for the next week or so. The ball is in our court and time is of the essence. Here are some time-sensitive issues that are putting pressure on my lumbar region:1. Giving notice to our apartment - If we want to leave sometime in December, we have to let our apartment know before the last day in October. Thirty days notice is not good enough.
2. Letting my departmental director know I'm leaving - Everyone in my department knows about the Moxie and my eventual departure EXCEPT for my director. I'm not planning on telling her until the plans are 100% set in stone, which, in my eyes, won't be until our equipment loan is approved.
3. Getting our application sent in to the SFDC - The underwriter told me that the process of getting a loan through the SFDC, from submittion to approval, shouldn't take more than 2 weeks. I, however, am expecting the worse, so I'd like to get it to them within the next 7 days.
4. The equipment vendor needs dates - We need to schedule an installation date with the equipment dealer as soon as we have the loan approved. Like all good vendors and hair stylists, the earlier we set an appointment, the more flexible his schedule will be.
5. Credit applications with distributors - The majority of the film distributors we'll be dealing with need to see a credit application before working with us. We need to allow 75 days for this process to go through completely.
So, I hope you understand why it's so important for me to get the business plan finished. Although we've gone through and revised it at least three times over the course of the last 5 months, I still think it sounds like crap. When I read it, I don't see a strong, compelling arguement for giving a loan to start the Moxie, I see a fluffy 40 page diatribe written by someone who doesn't know what he's trying to say. AHHHH! Must... finish... business... plan.
In the meantime, I'd like to initiate the 4 word game. For those of you who haven't played before, the rules are really quite simple. I'll begin by giving the first 4 words, then the first commenter adds 4 words to mine, then so on and so forth. Feel free to put in periods or commas or any other grammatical tool when sentences are getting too out of control. Otherwise, have fun with it. You may not hear from me for a week or so, but feel free to play the 4 word game for as long as you like. The only rule is, if you can keep from it, try not to make two entries in a row. I'll be reading them as they come in, and you can bet your bottom dollar that I'll be playing too... as I find time... from this damn business plan!
So, have fun, leave lots of comments, and wish us luck!
Here's the first four words:
The Moxie is so...
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where's Dan's hat? Jello
rad, dude. That's because
it rhymes with epoxy.
Hey, what's that smell?
I know, it's the
popcorn that smells like
chocolate marshmallows. Did you
know that Dan wears
black and red biker
shorts, on his head?
Isn't anyone going to
point out that Nicole
walked out and then
decided to tell Dan
to have a ball
with the business plan.
Trouble in Paradise? I
can't believe it's not
time to go to
another website, because I'm
on my way to
buy porn and chicken
rings from White Castle!
But The Moxie will
destroy anyone who tries
to poison, and destroy
or even masticate the
very essence of the
person's earlobes. Seriously though,
that is hanging from
jiggles, like that thing
my left buttock. Perhaps
you should get that
bag of wrenches out
from under your greasy
hat. And speaking of
the movie-going public
doesn't the Moxie sound
like a person throwing
a big, grandiose birhtday
cake in someone else's
art-house theatre; notwithstanding,
all of the other
snake bitten Aussie folk
foam the rabid electric
current. What if Dan
the man had a
plan to underhand the
can of GOD DAMN!
Peter Piper picked a
pair of biker shorts.
Chicken rings are tasty
treats for camera men
who like to shoot
heroin in the dark.
But then the lights
come up and then
policemen raid the moxie
where they find monkeys
eating popcorn and drinking
awesome local brew beer.
"Oh no!," the policeman
yelled as he reached
nirvana, "I forgot to
have some delicious Moxie
-flavored zen before work
, perhaps I should squeeze
it from my cattle!"
But Nicole said, "No
Dan, back and forth!"
The cow's teats were
moist and oh so
kissable. YAY! THE END
I think that was one of the funniest things I have ever read! I sure wish I was creative! By the way, nice blog Dan! Adam just showed it to me. Now I am hooked!